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Kanwari life* Bachelors sheir hoty hain, oh ni babr sheir…

Funny sms urdu Kanwari life* Bachelors sheir hoty hain, oh ni babr sheir... Koi inhaein chery to apni moat ka khud zimmydar ho ga... Marriged life* Shadi shuda gidar hoty hain...* oh ni jorro k...

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Zindagi ma ek baat hamesha yaad rakhna..

Funny Poetry sms Zindagi ma ek baat hamesha yaad rakhna.. K TRAIN kabhi Panchar ni hoti;) (.")/ Wah <)l G // ktni gehri baat btai ha

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Kuch sawalaat or jawab rehne de

Urdu Poetry sms Kuch sawalaat or jawab rehne de... Kahin aisa na ho mai tuje lajawab kr dun...!

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Shidat-E-Garmi Se Zara Se Kaalay Kya Hue

Summer Season sms Shidat-E-Garmi Se Zara Se Kaalay Kya Hue... " " Logon Ne sms krna Hi Chor Dia)}] (':') -( )- hat jaa yar / / fair & lovely lene ja raha hun.

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Mere Bachpan Ke Din Bhi Kia Khub TheY.

Allama Iqbal Poetry sms Mere Bachpan Ke Din Bhi Kia Khub TheY ìQBAL Be Namazi b tha, Aur Be Gunah bhi ^._.^

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Aao mil key gala ghont dain

Urdu Poetry sms Aao mil key gala ghont dain... Main Muhabat PaKar laya hun.

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Sadqa jb insan apny hath sy nikalta hai to

Islamic sms Sadqa jb insan apny hath sy nikalta hai to... Sadqa us wqt 5 jumaly kehta hai... (1) Mein fani maal tha tuny mjhy baqa dy di. (2) Mein tera dushman tha ab tuny mjhy dost bana liya. (3) Aaj...

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Jahan NAMAZ Parho, Thori Dair Baith Jao,

Namaz sms Jahan NAMAZ Parho, Thori Dair Baith Jao, Ke Badan ke Tamam Hison mein Sukoon Paeda Ho Jaye, Phir NAMAZ Ke Liye Khary H0 Jao, Is Tarha Ke... KAABA ko ApNi Nigah k Samny PUL-e-SiRAAT ko Paon k...

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دوقسم کی آوازیں ایسی ہیں جن پر دنیااورآخرت میں لعنت کی گئی ہے

Hadees e Nabvi sms ~*~حدیث نبوی~*~ سـیـدہ عـائـــشــہ رضی الله عنھا سےروایت ہےکہ رسول الله صلی الله علیہ وسلم نےفرمایا دوقسم کی آوازیں ایسی ہیں جن پر دنیااورآخرت میں لعنت کی گئی ہے خوشی کےموقع...

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Paani Peene Ka sahi time

Health Tips sms Paani Peene Ka sahi time, Jb paani Jism pr Behtar Asar kr skta hy, 1 glass subah Uthney k baad, Androoni Aaza ko Activate krta hy, 1 glass Nahaney K baad, Blood Presure km rkhta hy, 2...

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Suno hamdam Buhat Si Digriyan Lay Ker…

Urdu Poetry sms Suno hamdam ...! Buhat Si Digriyan Lay Ker... Ekathaa Kr K Itna Ilm Daaman Mien.. Hunar Par, Dast'ras Pa Kr,..! Nisaab-e-Chahat-e-Dil K, Chalaktay Lafz Aankhon Se, Agar parhnay se...

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How CAN u convert a university student to a wild ANimal???

Student sms How CAN u convert a university student to a wild ANimal??? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Drop a glass of water on his assignments, Few minutes before submission :p Funny sms

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Dy itni lazat apne sajdon mein mujhy…

Islamic Poetry sms Dy itni lazat apne sajdon mein mujhy... ---Aye Khuda--- K is bewafa duniya ko yad krne ka waqt hi na mile.. (AMEEN)

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News Reporter to Meera: What is your favourite Dish & Drink?

Jokes sms News Reporter to Meera: What is your favourite Dish & Drink? MEERA: "Mother of Potato" & "1 Leg Mango Juice" Reporter: Main samjha nahi! MEERA: Oh my God! You Pendu's, Ek to tum...

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30-seconds Speech by Bryan Dyson (CEO of Coca Cola)

Success sms 30-seconds Speech by Bryan Dyson (CEO of Coca Cola) " Imagine life as a game in which you are juggling some 5 balls in air: 1.Work 2.Family 3.Health 4.Friends 5.Spirit And you are keeping...

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Allah ki 4 rehmtain jo insan se bardasht nahi hoti.

Islamic sms Allah ki 4 rehmtain jo insan se bardasht nahi hoti. 1 .BETI. 2. MEHMAN. 3. BARISH. 4. BIMARI. Allah k 4 azab jo insan boht khushi se qabool kerta hai. 1. SOOD. 2. JAHEZ. 3. GHEEBAT. 4....

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Soya Howa Insan Pani Ki Bondon Se B Jaag Jata Hai,

Load Shedding sms Soya Howa Insan Pani Ki Bondon Se B Jaag Jata Hai, , Lekin Soi Hoi QAUM Ko Jagane K Lye Lodshading karni parti hai ..MESSAGE BY WAPDA..

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TERI Azmaton Se Hoon Be-khabr

Islamic Poetry sms Hamd TERI Azmaton Se Hoon Be-khabr Ye Meri Nazar ka Qasoor Ha. TERI Rah Guzar Me Qadam Qadam Kahin Arsh Hai kahin Toor Hai! Ye Baja Hai MALIK-E-DO JAHAN Meri Bandagi Main Qasoor...

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Bay-rukhi aisi bhi kya k rabty he na hon

Wafa Poetry sms Bay-rukhi aisi bhi kya k rabty he na hon,, Ranjishain apni jaga shart-e-wafa apni jaga.

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Itna to Humain bhi pata hai Wassi

Funny Poetry sms Itna to Humain bhi pata hai Wassi Water + Dahi is equal to lassi!

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