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Agar apki shadi nahi hui to isi saal kr lena

Funny sms urdu Agar apki shadi nahi hui to isi saal kr lena q k agle saal kia pata govt. Is k lye b exam lene ka soch le "MET" (MARRIAGE ELIGIBILITY TEST) by NTS

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Hum To Sada-Log Hain Hum Se Kya Ronaq Bahaal Hogi Mehfil Ki Ay DosT

Urdu Poetry sms Hum To Sada-Log Hain Hum Se Kya Ronaq Bahaal Hogi Mehfil Ki Ay DosT Hum To Us DiL Ko B Abad Na Rakh Paye Jis Me Kbi Hum Khud Basa Krte Thay

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A valuable lesson dat a traffic signal teaches us.

Cute sms Assalam o Alaikum! A valuable lesson dat a traffic signal teaches us. Every prblm z lyk a Red Signal, If u wait fr smtym, it wl turn Green...

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Rahe Salamat! Zindagi Unki Jo

Dua sms Rahe Salamat! Zindagi Unki Jo Meri Khushi Ki Faryad Karte Hen, Aye Khuda Unki Zindagi Khusiyon Se Bhar De, Jo Mujhe Duaon me Yad Karty Hen. Ameen

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Aqal Mand Aadmi Jab Koi Khas Aur Eham Fesla Karta Hy

Husband Wife sms Aqal Mand Aadmi Jab Koi Khas Aur Eham Fesla Karta Hy To Boht Sochta Hy, Dil-o-Dimagh Ki Sunta Hy, Halaat ko Parakhta Hy, Daleel Or Mantaq ko Zer-e-Ghor Lata Hy, Musbat Or Manfi Pehlu...

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جب جمعرات کادن آتاہےاللہ عزوجل فرشتوں کوبھیجتا ہے

Jumma Mubarak sms جب جمعرات کادن آتاہےاللہ عزوجل فرشتوں کوبھیجتا ہےجن کےپاس چاندی کےکاغذ اورسونے کےقلم ہوتےہیں وہ لکھتےہیں ,کون یوم جمعرات اورشب جمعہ مجھ پرکثرت سےدرودپاک پڑھتاہے. کنزالعمال...

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Woh Chand Ka “chamkna”

Ramzan / Ramadan Mubarak sms Woh Chand Ka "chamkna" Woh Masjido Ka "Sawarna" Woh Muslmano Ki "Dhoom" *"Ramzan"* is "Coming Soon" Woh Sehri Ka "Maza" Woh Aftari Ki "Bhook" Woh Quran Ki "Talawat" Woh...

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Kuch yadain humari yaad rakhna

Yaad Poetry sms Kuch yadain humari yaad rakhna Kuch batain humari yaad rakhna Umar bhar sath hum rahen ya na rahen Hum sath rahe thay kabhi "BAS WO PAL" "Yaad rakhna"

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Dil main phir se khushiyon ka pegam Aa raha hai

Ramzan / Ramadan Mubarak sms Dil main phir se khushiyon ka pegam Aa raha hai Main samjha k shayed koi mehman Aa raha hai Ye jan kar khushi se main sarshar ho giya Ho "mubarak" momino phir se RAMZAN Aa...

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A Mother Said Once To Her Little Child:

Mother sms THE INNOCENCE OF A CHILD A Mother Said Once To Her Little Child: "Read Surat Al-Ikhlas 10 Times So That ALLAH Build For You a House In Jannat." The Little Boy Started To Read, And Then He...

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Haath bandhy khary hain sab

Urdu Poetry sms Haath bandhy khary hain sab Khayalon main hain apny apny Imam_e_masjid say koi pochy Namaz kis ko parha raha hai

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Class me 1 Bachy ne apny dono Hath Se kaan band Krliye

Love sms Innocent Love & Heart: Class me 1 Bachy ne apny dono Hath Se kaan band Krliye qk 1 cute little girl speech kar rahi thi Uske frnd ne pucha k tmne apny Kan q band krliye hain. He replied:...

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1 Profesor khaali plate mein roti dubo kr kha rha tha

Jokes sms 1 Profesor khaali plate mein roti dubo kr kha rha tha Waiter: Ap ye kia kr rhe hain Prof:Hum math k Teacher hain Hum ne daal farz ki hui hai.

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A woman shoots her husband.

Intelligence Questions sms A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for some minutes. Finally, she hangs him up. But 5 minutes later they both go out and enjoy a wonderful dinner...

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Barasti barishon se bs mujhay itni si nisbat hai

Rain sms Barasti barishon se bs mujhay itni si nisbat hai.... K iss tarha ka ek mausam mere andar B rehta hai... Happy moooon soooon .....

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Sabere syaam teri yaad aawe ay,

Funny Poetry sms "RAJPOT GAZAL" Sabere syaam teri yaad aawe ay Sari raat mannay jagawe ay teri yad bra trfaway ay tere bin ji ghabraway ay Dil to tanny call kran ne chawy ay Pr call center aali chori...

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Qayamat tak jae ga kambakht,

Urdu Poetry sms Qayamat tak jae ga kambakht, Aab-e-Hyaat pee rakha he Ishq ne..! Love Poetry

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Arash waly mairi touqeer salamat rakhna

Poetry sms Arash waly mairi touqeer salamat rakhna farash ky sary khudaun sy ulajh baitha hun Dua Poetry sms

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Relations are not exams to pass or fail..

Caring sms Relations are not exams to pass or fail.. Not competition to win or lose.. It's a feeling in which you care for someone more than yourself. Subah Bakhair

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Mard ko Shlwar Takhno se Nichy rkhna Haram hy

Islamic Info sms Mard ko Shlwar Takhno se Nichy rkhna Haram hy 0r Orat ko Shlwar takhno se Upr krna Haram hy. SCIENCE: Mard k Tkhno pr Suraj ki Roshni prny se Vitamin C&B bnty hen 0r Orat k Tkhno...

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