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Ho Agr Shikayet is Zaat-E-Nachiz Sy To Moaf Kar Dena

Urdu Poetry sms Ho Agr Shikayet is Zaat-E-Nachiz Sy To Moaf Kar Dena Kal Shayad Ye 'Zaat' Hi Na Rahi To Ye Qarz Kon otary ga.

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How To complete the Quran in Ramadan:

Ramzan / Ramadan Sharif sms How To complete the Quran in Ramadan: The Qur'an has 600 pages approx.. If you divide it on 30 days, that's 20 pages a day. You see, that's difficult to do right? But, if...

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A poor boy “Howard kelly” was selling goods door to door to pay his school fee.

Public sms A poor boy "Howard kelly" was selling goods door to door to pay his school fee. He got tired & felt hungry. A lady opened the door thought tht he must be hungry so she brought 1 Full...

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Insaan khaak se bana hey,

Sheikh Saadi sms Insaan khaak se bana hey, Agr uss mein khaaksaari nahein tou uska hona ya na hona brabar hai. Anmol Moti sms

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وزیر اعلی اسلم رئیسانی نے کہا ھے کہ پاکستان میں بجلی کی لوڈشیڈنگ زیادہ ھورھی ھے

Jokes sms وزیر اعلی اسلم رئیسانی نے کہا ھے کہ پاکستان میں بجلی کی لوڈشیڈنگ زیادہ ھورھی ھے اور دن میں گرمی بھی بہت زیادہ ھے اس لیۓ پاکستان کے عوام اس رمضان میں دن کے بجائے رات کو روزہ رکھیں، کیونکہ...

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The Beautiful Word Is “الله”

Islamic sms The Beautiful Word Is "الله" Sweetest Name "محمد" Most Beautiful Massege Is "اذان" Best Exercise Is "نماز" World Perfect Book Is "قرآن" And You Are So Lucky Because U Are "مسلمان‎"

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The greatest gift u can give to someone

Funny Quotes sms Beautiful quote:- "The greatest gift u can give to someone is a GENERATOR" (Ibrahim LineMan) :-

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Mohabat Kia Hy? MeNe Pucha

Islamic sms Plz read it carefully. Mohabat Kia Hy? MeNe Pucha Zindagi Se Jawani Se Suraj Se Phulon Se Kainat Se Asman Se Zameen Se Laila Se Majnu Se Dost Se Lekin Koi Tasalli Bakhsh Jawab Na Mila...

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There are SEVEN NUCLEAR POWERS in world.

Public sms There are SEVEN NUCLEAR POWERS in world. 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th & 6th Nuclear Countries are thinking on how to do advancements in Space & to make a permanent station on Moon. &...

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RAMZAN ka pehla roza 20.07.2012

Ramzan / Ramadan Sharif sms RAMZAN ka pehla roza 20.07.2012 ("''14Agast ko""') 27 ramzan ho ga *14.08 .1947 * 27 ramzan me pakistan AZAD HUA *65 * sal bad ye din Aane wala hy. ""ADVANCe"" (27) /...

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Ae insan meri ibadat ke liy farigh ho ja teri bhok khatam kar donga

Tirmizi Sharif sms Aslam-o-Alaikum HADEES-E-QUDSI Ae insan meri ibadat ke liy farigh ho ja teri bhok khatam kar donga aur tera seena itmenan se bhar donga aur agar tune eysa na kia tu raat din mehnat...

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Kasrat se DUROOD pak parhna Tumhari Fikron ko Door karne

Hadees e Nabvi sms "Kasrat se DUROOD pak parhna Tumhari Fikron ko Door karne k liye kafi hai aur Tumharay Gunahon k liye kafara hai"

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jo Musalman doosray Musalman ki din k Awwal hissay me

Hadees Sharif sms Ayaadat ki fazeelat jo Musalman doosray Musalman ki din k Awwal hissay me (dopehar se pehlay) Ayaadat karta hy to 70 hazaar Farishtay us k liye Shaam tak Rehmat o Maghfirat ki dua...

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Sardar ne masjid se joti chori ki

Sardar sms Hindi sms Sardar ne masjid se joti chori ki Molvi:ene juti chuki edi 'tend' kro Sardar: aik pair wapis le lo te foji cuting kr deo    

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Petrol pump se 2 KM door Aik fauji garri ka petrol khatam ho gaya

Pathan sms Funny sms urdu Petrol pump se 2 KM door Aik fauji garri ka petrol khatam ho gaya 2nd seat per major sb bethe thay Dvr ne major sb ko bataya k petrol pump tak dhakka lagana parrey ga, sab...

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1 Pathan ko 2 saal ki training k baad jab jang per bhejnay lagay

Pathan sms Funny sms urdu 1 Pathan ko 2 saal ki training k baad jab jang per bhejnay lagay to Pathan ne apnay officer se poocha: Sir! Aik baat teek teek bataiga! Officer bola:han bolo Pathan bola:Jab...

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A rich man was enjoying long drive when he saw

Public sms A rich man was enjoying long drive when he saw 2 men eating grass by road side. He stopped and asked them Why are you eating grass? Poor men: We don't have any money Rich: Oh, come with me...

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الحمد الله رب العلمين الرحمن الرحيم

Arabic sms ‏٠٠٠٠٠٠٧٨٦٠٠٠٠٠٠ الحمد الله رب العلمين الرحمن الرحيم،، ملك يوم الدين،، اياك نعبد و اياك نستعين ، اهدنا الصراط المستقيم،، صراط الذين انعمت عليهم،،غير المغضوب عليهم ولا الضآلين،،آمين

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Barish ki bondon mein jhalakti hay uski tasveer

Rain sms Barish ki bondon mein jhalakti hay uski tasveer Aaj Phirr bheeg betha usay paney ki chahat mein.....! gudmrng and happy rainy day

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Humari to physics k qawaneen say jaan hi chut jati FARAZ

Funny Poetry sms Humari to physics k qawaneen say jaan hi chut jati FARAZ Kash us apple ki jagah poora darakht hi newton par gir jata.B-);-):-O

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