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FRIDAY F=Fresh ho jao namaz k liye

Jumma Mubarak sms FRIDAY F=Fresh ho jao namaz k liye R=Rab ko razi kro I=Ibadat dil se kro D=Darud ksrat se parho A=Allah se mango Y=Yad rakho muje DUAON mai

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Agar main kabhi apni hatheli ap k samny karon

Questions sms =REPLY= Agar main kabhi apni hatheli ap k samny karon or kahon k is pe kuch likho to ap kya likho gy? Send ur frndz & enjoy, but reply me.

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BOSS hangs Poster in Office,

Husband and Wife sms BOSS hangs Poster in Office, I AM THE BOSS, DONT FORGET Wen he returns from lunch,finds a slip on his desk: ur wife called, she wants the poster back at home

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Saamny Manzil Thi or Peechay Us Ki Aawaaz…

Ghazal sms Saamny Manzil Thi or Peechay Us Ki Aawaaz... Rukta to Safar jata, Chalta To Bichar jata. Maekhana Bhi usi ka tha, Maekar Bhi us k. Agr peeta to emaan jata, na peeta to Sanam jata. Saza aesi...

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Pathan Ke Pechy Churail Lag Gai…

Pathan Funny sms Pathan Ke Pechy Churail Lag Gai... Pathan Bokhla Kar Bhaga... Churail Bhi Us Ke Pechy Bhagi... Pathan Bhagty Hue Duaain Yaad Karne Laga... Dar Ki Waja Se Jab Koi Dua Yaad Na i To Wo...

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People disobey Parents many times But Parents r so kind

Funny sms English People disobey Parents many times But Parents r so kind . . They don't punish them every time They just give them. . . a . "WIFE"

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Cold Water & Hot Iron remove WRINKLES from cloth.

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WakeeL: Tum Ne PoLice Officer Ki Jaib Mein JaLti Hui Teeli Q Daali.?

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Jinhe khwab dekhna acha Lagta hy, Unhe RAAT chOti lagti hy.

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A man dies. In sky he sees a large Wall full of Clocks.

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Phir Kisi yaad ne Raat Bhar hai Jagaya Mujhko

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Jb naiki ki jaye tu right farishta likhta hy

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استغفارکواپنا وظیفہ بنالو اللہ ہر مشکل سے رہائی

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صبح سے شام تک سخت محنت کے بعد جب گھر گیا

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ya ALLAH me teri ebadat krna chahta hun

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I say: Everyone is not my friend BuT My friends are not like everyone

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Ya “الله” khushi hr pl un k paas rakhna

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When u hear a msg beep

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پھــــــــول سےخوشبــوں لیکر

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الله تعالى فرماتےهيں میرے ذکر کیلۓ وقت نکالو

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